May 2013
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...”
– Chris Brogan (via luxlights)
Watchdontsayyesifyoucantsayno:
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
so cute
“Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.”
– Anonymous. (via wankors)
inothernews:
Jon Stewart pointing out that the whole VA claims mess could be solved if the Obama administration put as much effort into getting the Veterans Administration computer systems to talk to one another as the Obama 2012 campaign went into getting people out to vote.
Ugh. Ugh, because he’s right.
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
“Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum...”
– PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)
hokeyfright:
people who aren’t in any minorities making jokes about social justice is like making fun of a kid for not having any lunch money after stealing their lunch money
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
سلام: How to Ruin Your Life →
hassanamarsi:
Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you don’t even…
